Al Cooper is a Beyotch!

Not really, but I could not think of another title. Anyway just some random issues to note:

Arafat is finally dead. I hope he is already burning in a special pit of Hell.

Jim gave me his Winchester Model 94 30-30. It is about 30 years old. Very cool.

I bought a Savage Model 116FXP3 Stainless 30-06. I pick it up on 11/18/04. Very cool.

One of my co-workers continues to plumb the depths of buffoonishness. The level of asinineness is truly unimaginable.

I think I did very well on my Anatomy tests. I will find out next week.

I am going deer hunting in PA with Steven, just like DeNiro in Deer Hunter. I can't wait.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. Buddha

Solipsistic. Dex

Enough for now. Out.

Election Prediction

Well folks, you heard it here first I am predicting a landslide G-Dub win. I will vote at lunch(polls dont open until 8am I have to be at work at 7am). I have faith that the American people can see through the liberal horseshit and see them for what they really are America-hating, terrorist-appeasing traitors. Out.

UPDATE:

Well I was right of coarse. A mandate for G-Dub. Thank God. Now maybe the crazyies will crawl back into their holes and STFU. Out.

Strangeness

Last night was very strange. The Boston Red Sox won the world series and there was a total lunar eclipse which looked very cool. I was rooting for Boston with the hope that the chowds will finally just shut the fuck up. I also had a very trippy dream that involved trout fishing in a supermarket, golf clubs, hot blondes and a bizarro San Diego. Very trippy indeed. Out.

My New Motto

I saw this on Fark and decided to appropriate it for my Blog's official second motto.

"We've upped our standards, now up yours."

Nice.

Texas Road Trip Update

So I was in Lubbock, Texas over the weekend for the Texas Tech-Nebraska game. Not the most happenin' place in the world. First and foremost I have to take issue with the laws pertaining to the purchasing of beer and alcohol in Lubbock. The simple fact is you cannot buy beer or booze in Lubbock, except in bars. If you want to purchase four thirty packs of beer and half a gallon of vodka, you have to drive to what the locals call "the Strip". Five or six enormous liquor stores all side by side, with drive up service all lit up like some shitty backwoods tribute to Vegas. The prices are about 25% higher than normal as well. Retarded and lame. Anyway, back to the trip, the game was fun although a blowout with Tech winning 70-10. We, myself, Camara, Richard Luck, Brent and Eddie, were all very hung over all day. We really went all out on Friday nite. We took some cool pix of the stadium and game. Me and Camara shaved our heads because we were so bored. The flights were thankfully uneventful. We had a stopover in Albuquerque, where they were having the annual Hot Air Balloon Festival. Quite a sight at least a hundred(or so it seemed) in the air at once, very cool. Took a nap when I got home. It seemed like I barely slept the whole time. Bottom line: Great time. Out.

Politics

I have been following the political scene pretty closely lately and it has occurred to me that nobody in their right mind would intentionally be a Liberal Democrat. The things the left is doing and saying are absolutely insane. To wit: Virtually anything that freak Kerry says, he should have been thrown in jail for treason back in 70's. "Political Correctness" gone wild, the crazyies are prosecuting some kid in Colorado for a hate crime over a schoolyard shoving match, where the kid being charged was defending himself from some wetback who was harassing him.

People, wake the fuck up and bitchslap the liberals once and for all on election day.

Texas Road Trip

Wow, been awhile. Its good to be back in the saddle. Lot of changes have happened recently. I'm finally back in school. The workplace is in upheaval since our manager left abruptly. But, those issues aside all is well. Road trip to Texas is on schedule. Me, Camara, Bavaro and a few others are going to Lubbock to see the Texas Tech vs Nebraska. I'm leaving early on the 7th and I'll be back the 11th. It should be alot of fun. Sherry and I are going skiing at Whistler with kent and his gf in January. That should be epic. More later. Out.

Basement Emergence

So I'm out of the basement after a much needed vacation. More consistent blogging will hopefully resume soon. So put on your bitch-slap protector and prepare to be bitch-slapped.

Happy Fourth of July

Enjoy the long weekend, drink some beers, barbeque some 'dogs and enjoy your freedom, what's left of it. As you enjoy your ever-shrinking freedom, do yourself a big fat fucking favor and vote in the next election and vote for freedom. A vote for G Dub is a vote against the forces of Evil and their dastardly minions namely that traitorous asshat Mr. Heinz.

Enlightenment Ensues

So it has occurred to me that I should state a few basic tenets of unsucklyness and enlightenment. So here are a few, in no particular order, to get you started on the correct Path.

1. Do not drive like an asshole.

2. Muslims want to kill you. If you do not think so, hopefully you will die through your own stupidity before they do kill you.

3. Porn is good. As the old saying goes,"Do you know what I like about porn? Everything."

4. Steaks are good. Vegans are dirty-hippie-fuck-ups, who will hopefully die of malnutrition sooner than later.

5. Booze is good. Particularly vodka. On ice. In large quantities.

6. Guns are good. Regular citizens should be allowed concealed carry, anywhere. The crime rate would go to zero overnight and dead criminals would be litter in the streets.

7. The police do not give a fuck about you. They are only there to generate revenue for the city. If the nice officer with the nice mustache tells you different, guess what?
He is lying.

8. If you are in favor of "Affirmative Action", you are a racist. Nobody alive today had anything to do with slavery. So stop fucking whining and take responsibility for your own well-being.

9. Organized religion is for the weak-minded, hopeless masses. It is, without question, the worst thing to ever happen to the human race. Religion has been the cause of most wars and are themselves directly responsible for more death, destruction and misery than everything else in history, combined.

Terminal Lack of Education

FUCK. I obviously was un-fucking-successful in crashing the only fucking class I wanted to fucking take. Fuck off.

Lack of Education

So, there I was knee deep in the rice paddies of Irvine Valley Collage, desperately trying to crash Bio 11. I was surrounded by enemy forces after the same priceless object, an Add slip with the Prof's signature. Such are the trials and tribulations of Summer School in increasingly over-crowded OC. Interestingly, I found myself as a minority for one of only a handful of times in my life. I was one of three white males in a classroom designed for 30, but packed with 70. (I said but packed!!Haa) The breakdown was something like this, 90% female and about 40% of total asian with about five asian males and almost every one else white females. So I'll be back in enemy territory after work hoping to be one of the four or five schmucks randomly picked to ascend the heavenly heights and be granted the honor of a coveted spot Bio 11 Human Anatomy.

The Good Word

Merriam-Webster has published a list of what it says are its users "favorite words."

I hate plethora. Otherwise, the list is fun. A few of my favorites: strumpet and harlotte, tomfoolery and shenanigans, curmudgeon, schmuck, fledgling, bustling, flabbergasted, nefarious and malevolent, slobber-knocker, lugubrious and melancholy, burgeoning, plucky, eddying, and bosom.


via the agitator

The Block

So I started my blog because I have alot to say. Alot of dumb-asses to educate. Or so I thought. I seem to have the dreaded "writers block". Am I calling myself a writer, no. I think the problem might be I have too much to say and don't know which jerk-off to set on the path to enlightenment first.

Suckalairity Ensues

At work, almost everyone else has the day off. Clients and FC's are bitching incessantly.Blah blah fucking blah. Just shut the hell up.

You are wrong.

Everything you do and know is wrong. The sad fact is that you are too stupid to realize it. That is why you have me. I am going to set you straight. On everything. Repeatedly. Until you are no longer stupid. It may be a Sisyphean task but you have no choice.

Welcome

Hi, I am Q, I'll be your tour guide on the path to enlightenment.